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"FRANCIS!" screamed Ivan, "WHY IS YOU'RE VODKA SOO YUMMY?!?! "It is because I only believe in beautiful things which –ahem- ARTHUR'S uniform is not. Also, yummy is beautiful so all my vodka is beautiful. Logical right?" "Ahem, Francis may I have a word with you?" said Arthur "No." "Francis you get your butt in here right now!" "Fine, Iggy." Arthur slapped Francis right in the mouth. "OW! MAIS POUR QUOI AS- TU FAIT CA? TU EST UNE IDIOT!" "Ummm..." "I said: OW! BUT WHY DID YOU DO THAT? YOU ARE AN IDIOT!" "Ta-Da that was FRENCH the language of love." "Actually you were just speaking English." "Touché." "??????" "Never mind. Oh I hear Natalia." "OH NO HIDE MEEE!" yelled Ivan "Hi Ivan." "Hi Natalia! Um... "..." "..." "Ivan have you seen Elizaveta? Cause she is mad at you." "No sorry and why is she mad at me?" "Because you won't return my love." "Oh. Well I'm gonna go get more vodka." "Okay big brother." "Goodbye sister!" Natalia left the room. Arthur and Francis burst out laughing. "RETURN HER LOVE! RETURN IT OR ELIZAVETA IS GONNA KILL YOU! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT!"Arthur and Francis yelled in harmony "Shut up." "No." Elizaveta entered the room. "Yea I'm gonna go Ivan by! said Arthur "Iggy wait up!" "Stop calling me Iggy!" "So Ivan, why won't you return Natalia's love?" "I love her it's just, in a family kind of way not a way where I want to stick it in her." "Well that's bad for you. You will have to face my wrath." "Okay please get it over with." "Oh Ivan I'm sure you won't want THIS punishment to end so quickly." "Um ok." Elizaveta got on Ivan's lap and scooted closer to his face. Ivan was puzzled. "Ivan put your hand on my back and feel where something should be but I am not wearing it just for you." Ivan ran his hand up and down her back and noticed she had no bra on. "Know what it is Ivan?" "Mhmm." "Good. Now let me take off this sweater," she removed the curvy blue sweater showing her bulging nipples. "There we go, it's so much freer without this sweater on." Ivan was attracted he tried holding it in but his bone went wild as soon as Elizaveta leaned in and kissed him. She stopped and looked at him. "I'M SORRY I'LL TRY AND STOP IT. I SWEAR!" "Don't." She leaned in and started kissing Ivan again. Ivan was excited and said commenting on what she said earlier, "You know, you would feel freer without you're panties on." "Why don't you take them off for me?" "Ok." Ivan looked at her crotch and lifted up her skirt. He was astonished when he saw she had no panties on. He looked up and she guided his hand down and down until it reached her vaginal lips. He smiled and started rubbing her clit. She moaned and muttering sexual pains of happiness. He looked at her and stuck his middle finger in side on her clit. Instantly hot fluids escaped her vagina. Ivan pulled her legs closer to his face and he licked and sucked her vagina. He was rock hard. Elizaveta pulled away and undid his jeans. She pulled down his boxers showing a rock hard penis. She took it in her hands and placed it in her mouth. Cum shot in her mouth like a jet. Warm and salty. Ivan stood her up and unbuttoned her top. He rolled her cherry red nipples. He sucked them and she also sucked them. Ivan took his penis and guided it into her tight wet pussy. She loved it. "So Ivan," "Yes?" he asked as he was bouncing her up and down on his rock hard cock "If you make love to Natalia, you can fuck me twice as much." "Deal." He heard Francis and Arthur pull up in the front of the house. They both quickly got dressed. "Elizaveta yell at me and I'll see you tonight ok?" "Okay. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT RETURNING HER LOVE! CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED!" "Oh you guys are don now? Good." said Arthur "Bye Elizaveta!" croaked Francis "Bye." So to this day in my head-canon they are still seeing each other privately .